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Emergency Dad Jokes Card Set

Emergency Dad Jokes Card Set

$12.95USD
$12.95USD
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 Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations.

That’s why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes–perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note–or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’

✦ 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional ‘wisdom’ on the back.
✦ Box measures 4” wide by 2.7” tall by 1.7” deep.
✦ Cards measure 3.5” wide by 2.5” tall.

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