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Bad Betty Greeting Co.

Funny Sarcastic Happy Birthday Card

Funny Sarcastic Happy Birthday Card

$5.95USD
$5.95USD
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Celebrate another year of life with a dose of humor! Our “Happy Birthday, you can cross 'dying young' off your list of things to be worried about” card is the perfect blend of wit and warmth. Designed for the friend who enjoys a cheeky laugh, this card acknowledges their special day while reminding them that they’ve made it through another year. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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