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Bad Betty Greeting Co.

Funny Vintage Salad Greeting Card - "I'd Rather Be Fat

Funny Vintage Salad Greeting Card - "I'd Rather Be Fat

$5.95USD
$5.95USD
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This Salad Tastes Like I’d Rather Be Fat - Funny Vintage Greeting Card. Celebrate authenticity and self-acceptance with our hilarious greeting card, featuring a vintage illustration of a woman saying, "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat." This card is all about embracing who you are and finding humor in the constraints of societal expectations. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and value authenticity, this greeting card encourages self-acceptance and reminds us to find joy in being true to ourselves. 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA.

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